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What will you do to the damsel, if you were the villain/villainess? 

18%
26 deviants said Something involving a giant acme anvil
16%
23 deviants said Let her go, but shoot her in the leg
15%
22 deviants said Something else (Explain)
11%
17 deviants said Tie the damsel to the railroad tracks
11%
17 deviants said Tie the damsel on a log heading straight towards the buzz saw
8%
12 deviants said Tie her to the side of a rocket bound for the moon
7%
11 deviants said Tie explosives to her
6%
9 deviants said Tie her under the pendulum
4%
6 deviants said Hang her over a vat of bubbling acid
3%
5 deviants said Throw her in a venomous snake pit

Devious Comments

:icontodshi:
todshi Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010
While I favor any conveyor belt o' Doom type peril, the furnace is my favorite way of disposing of yon fair damsel. Buzzsaw takes a close second.

But I think the guys who voted for the Acne anvil have been watching way too many Warner Brothers cartoons.
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mkh2 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2005
Tie the damsel to the railroad tracks - which is just classic - or if I want something to spice things up I'd try Chinese Water Torture, which the Myth Busters had proven to be true. OoO
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SATURATED1 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2005
If I REALLY wanted her to suffer I would stick a rat in a metal bucket and hold it against her, I would use a blowtorch to heat the bucket making the rat dig it's way through her body... :evil:
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SATURATED1 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2005
If I REALLY wanted her to suffer I would stick a rat in a metal bucket and hold it against her, I would use a blowtorch to heat the bucket making the rat dig it's way through her body... :evil:
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:iconvirtical:
Virtical Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2005
i gotta go for the rocket :D
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:iconkyaku:
Kyaku Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2005
mighty disturbing poll...:O_o:
ahem--personally: kidnap the guy and anvil him :D
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da-fees Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
Well I would have to say in a situation like this it all depends upon who the person is. I mean if the person is someone that I despise or someone that despises me or someone that is far from perfection. Then I say do something that involves a giant ACMEŽ anvil.

Now if this person is someone of liking, or someone of sheer beauty then I'd put them through the suffering of satisfying my most dirty thoughts and ideals. Note after a while I think it would become less and less like suffering though, hehe

Now if this damsel, is not really a damsel as in she looks like a damsel but is anatomically not a damsel or is a man in disgiuse then, I'd tie the fake to the top of an train car which inside that car is acid, and whilst the train speeds down the track an anvil would be triggered, drive the fake through the roof and down into the acid.

That's all I have to say for now, :nods:
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GhostHead-Nebula Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2005
ACME ANVILS ROCKS!!!!! :D :mwahaha:
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icedragon369 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2005
hehe, you should have an "all of the above" option
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AithneSilverwolf Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2005
Well, concidering it's prob'ly someone I hate...

when I go to kidnap her, I'll make her leave a note saying she's in the opposite place of where she is, check the note over for any clues she might have left, then take her away :> not my evil lair, noooo...too cliche

Then, I don't want prince charming to hear her cries, I'd rip her vocal cords out with my surgical madwomanness...

After that, since I want her dead I'd put antifreeze in her blood system (wonderful poison, friend told me about it) and when she comes to, rip her fingernails out one by one and drip either iodine, salt then rubbing alcohol, or a mix of the three

theeen, prob'ly leave her under the pendulum with a few scorpians crawling on her... pit with an opening for the blade :>

As soon as I do that, I make my escape instead of hanging around...

n.n
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:icongroxx:
Groxx Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2005
Explosives. explosions ALWAYS make life more interesting, and at the very least you get to see fireworks.
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:iconspread:
spread Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2005
i would tie her up for later "personal" use... ;)
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:iconsugar-coded:
sugar-coded Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2005   Photographer
Acme anvils ROCK!!! :w00t:
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:iconwazabees:
wazabees Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
Honey and fire ants. :/
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:iconchaotic87:
Chaotic87 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
Explosives, because if you're really trying to kill her all u need to do is distract the hero for a while.
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:iconhugus:
Hugus Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
My twisted evil plans are too sadistic for this website
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xXxravenxXx Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
Heh its just me, but I would probably just give her pleasure til she died of that. LoL I'm a lover not a fighter. :hump: :lick: (Not meant to offend anyone)
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:iconlafa:
lafa Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005   Interface Designer
To many choices, i would stick with tieing her to a table, then :poke: her in eye's until the eye is a red small thingy , then do the explosivs.

now thats cruel:P
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:iconthelastmarauder:
thelastmarauder Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
Wait for Stockholm syndrome to take effect...
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:icongroxx:
Groxx Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2005
:rofl:
I love it!
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:iconvampir:
vampir Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
if you're going to kill someone you have to be sure they're dead so you'll have to be there to see it through.. i think i'd go with the acid bath.. it is kind of noble anyway q-:
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:iconboringraindrop:
boringraindrop Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
I'd let her go, I'm too young to be killed by the protagonist
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:iconswaroop:
Swaroop Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
Let her go, but shoot her in the leg

Let her go, but shoot her in the HEAD :devilish::jester:
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:iconidleminds:
IdleMinds Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Professional General Artist
Omg. Too much choice! I'm like a kid in a candy store!
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:iconborn2darkness:
born2darkness Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
Tie her under the pendulum...she wud eventually die of Boredom!:lmao:
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:iconpumpa:
pumpa Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
always been a sucker for the pendulum :paranoid:
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:iconyosh-dewd:
yosh-dewd Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
anvil !
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:iconshrela:
shrela Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
I would give her spankings thats it lol Her choice whether she enjoy or not :P
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:iconkroc:
Kroc Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
I'd give her a leathal injection first, then tie her to the railroad tracks. So just moments after the hero saves her, she dies. Now *that's* the proper way to do it. And I could be making my escape all the while the hero is busy saving her :evillaugh:
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:iconyelzamor:
YelZamor Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
Let her go (in the desert) and shoot her in the leg.
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:iconliraelgoldenhand:
LiraelGoldenhand Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005   Photographer
I like the anvil... old Loony Tunes/Merrie Melodies cartoons r0x0red. =D
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:iconviralattackx:
ViralattackX Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
I would pull her eyelashes out one by one and then shoot her in two legs and let her go folowed by a pack of hungry wolves =P
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:iconinsaneone:
insaneone Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
wow lot of cruel things :|
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Anafiel Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it depends entirely on who the damsel is and what she has done to become the damsel in distress...

now, were i an Evil Overlady, I might go with the snake pit idea, or the shooting of the leg. But if the damsel was Paris or Nicole Hilton, i might choose something that is unspeakable on here as would befit her crime were she to commit one.

so, i suppose it all depends on the people involved and the situation?

or maybe, just maybe...i'm barking mad!
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:iconurus-28:
Urus-28 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I very like the so classical railway =p
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:iconsamodj:
SamODJ Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
shoot her in the leg coz it sounds kinda funny. My word im evil. Still props go to the ice cream vat nakedness idea.
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:icondanes-sweety:
danes-sweety Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
Anvil! Anvil! Anvil! :D
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:icontibro:
tibro Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005   Digital Artist
definately let her go.. shoot but shoot her in the leg..

then re-capture her and use her bones to make a prehistoric games console! seX-BOX

:)
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:iconbeeurd:
beeurd Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
Oooh, I don't know... too much choice! lol
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:iconhameed:
Hameed Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
Hehe sounds more like self indulgence than cold hearted evilness!
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:iconplasmax7:
PlasmaX7 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
Throw her in a huge vat of icecream. Naked. ;)
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:iconswaroop:
Swaroop Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
and then jump into it later and , yummmmmm! :lol:
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:iconfirebird-5000:
Firebird-5000 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005   Digital Artist
I second that swaroop lol :w00t!:
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:iconplasmax7:
PlasmaX7 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
:o

:sprint:
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:iconhameed:
Hameed Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
The more gruesome the better! :lol:
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:iconblackzer0:
blackzer0 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
that would be: shoot her in the leg, dip her in acid, tie explosives to her and then tie her to a rocket bound through the buzz saw to the railroad tracks.
oh and of course something involving an ACME anvil.
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:iconvampir:
vampir Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
:rofl: you're mean =D
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:iconsnedex:
Snedex Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
acme anvil +++
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:iconhameed:
Hameed Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
:rofl: Now thats cruel.
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