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What will you do to the damsel, if you were the villain/villainess?

18%

26 deviants said Something involving a giant acme anvil

16%

23 deviants said Let her go, but shoot her in the leg

15%

22 deviants said Something else (Explain)

11%

16 deviants said Tie the damsel on a log heading straight towards the buzz saw

10%

15 deviants said Tie the damsel to the railroad tracks

12 deviants said Tie her to the side of a rocket bound for the moon

11 deviants said Tie explosives to her

8 deviants said Tie her under the pendulum

6 deviants said Hang her over a vat of bubbling acid

5 deviants said Throw her in a venomous snake pit

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~todshi Jun 13, 2010

While I favor any conveyor belt o' Doom type peril, the furnace is my favorite way of disposing of yon fair damsel. Buzzsaw takes a close second.

But I think the guys who voted for the Acne anvil have been watching way too many Warner Brothers cartoons.

~mkh2 Jul 2, 2005

Tie the damsel to the railroad tracks - which is just classic - or if I want something to spice things up I'd try Chinese Water Torture, which the Myth Busters had proven to be true. OoO

!SATURATED1 Jul 1, 2005

If I REALLY wanted her to suffer I would stick a rat in a metal bucket and hold it against her, I would use a blowtorch to heat the bucket making the rat dig it's way through her body... :evil:

!SATURATED1 Jul 1, 2005

If I REALLY wanted her to suffer I would stick a rat in a metal bucket and hold it against her, I would use a blowtorch to heat the bucket making the rat dig it's way through her body... :evil:

~Virtical Jun 17, 2005

i gotta go for the rocket

~Kyaku Jun 15, 2005

mighty disturbing poll...

ahem--personally: kidnap the guy and anvil him

~da-fees Jun 14, 2005 Hobbyist Photographer

Well I would have to say in a situation like this it all depends upon who the person is. I mean if the person is someone that I despise or someone that despises me or someone that is far from perfection. Then I say do something that involves a giant ACME® anvil.

Now if this person is someone of liking, or someone of sheer beauty then I'd put them through the suffering of satisfying my most dirty thoughts and ideals. Note after a while I think it would become less and less like suffering though, hehe

Now if this damsel, is not really a damsel as in she looks like a damsel but is anatomically not a damsel or is a man in disgiuse then, I'd tie the fake to the top of an train car which inside that car is acid, and whilst the train speeds down the track an anvil would be triggered, drive the fake through the roof and down into the acid.

That's all I have to say for now, :nods:

~GhostHead-Nebula Jun 14, 2005

ACME ANVILS ROCKS!!!!!

!icedragon369 Jun 14, 2005

hehe, you should have an "all of the above" option

~AithneSilverwolf Jun 14, 2005

Well, concidering it's prob'ly someone I hate...

when I go to kidnap her, I'll make her leave a note saying she's in the opposite place of where she is, check the note over for any clues she might have left, then take her away :> not my evil lair, noooo...too cliche

Then, I don't want prince charming to hear her cries, I'd rip her vocal cords out with my surgical madwomanness...

After that, since I want her dead I'd put antifreeze in her blood system (wonderful poison, friend told me about it) and when she comes to, rip her fingernails out one by one and drip either iodine, salt then rubbing alcohol, or a mix of the three

theeen, prob'ly leave her under the pendulum with a few scorpians crawling on her... pit with an opening for the blade :>

As soon as I do that, I make my escape instead of hanging around...

n.n

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