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If you were pregnant with Darth Vader's baby, what would you do? 

47%
81 deviants said Wonder how it could be possible that I'm pregnant in the first place!
17%
30 deviants said Sleep around a little, then try to convince someone else that is was theirs.
16%
27 deviants said Happily have the baby.
9%
16 deviants said Something else.
8%
14 deviants said Get an abortion.
3%
6 deviants said Lose my will to live.

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:iconcelticarchie:
celticarchie Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
Jump into the pit at carcoon...the nesting place of the all powerful Sarlaac. :D
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:iconvirtical:
Virtical Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2005
ROFFLE, sleep around a little ;p
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:iconeclectic-fusion:
eclectic-fusion Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2005
I'd take Darth Vader to Jerry Springer and tell him I'm pregnant with his baby/babies...with my luck it'd be triplets...runs in the family
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:iconbooyabillybob:
BooyaBillyBob Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2005
Well, I suppose it could be possible if it was Darth Vader's baby. The Force has been known to do weird things before. But I'd name the baby Dark Helmet, and I couldn't be sued for copyright infringement because, well, my man's Darth Vader. Aw yeah.
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:iconlafa:
lafa Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005   Interface Designer
i would be :wtf: when and where?

nah you forgot. kill that huge black force using :jedi:
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:iconvozz:
vozz Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2005
Is this Pre or post skin charred off?
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:iconbohe:
bohe Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
rule the galaxy with him ^_^
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:iconghosthead-nebula:
GhostHead-Nebula Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
Maybe to look for Darth Vader and scream him: WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME!!! NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO MAINTAIN HIM OR HER! :giggle:
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:iconpsyco-giant:
Psyco-Giant Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
I'd Hav the baby, and train it in the arts of the Dark Side.

Whats to wonder about? I think it would be obvious that to have a child, intercourse is necessary. It's not like they don't have reproductive organs.
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:iconalienation:
alienation Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
What? If I'd have a baby of the evilest, cruelest, and incredibly hot (before the cybermakeover, of course) vilain ever? DAMN STRAIGHT I WOULD.
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:iconxxxnewcultqueenx:
xXxNewCultQueenX Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
I would talk to Darth about it.
"honey, are we ready to have a baby?"
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:iconacidround:
acidround Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...Stand by your man! I would much rather be Darth Vader. I'd have a bunch of little Lukes all over the Galaxy. *sigh* to have mind control powers, wouldn't that be something?
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:iconjstankis:
jstankis Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
Me? a guy? pregnant? Interesting...
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:iconn0ts0angelic:
n0ts0angelic Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005   Filmographer
I'd happily have the baby. I mean... before his whole fire incident.. HOTT! :XD: There'd be no need to wonder how I got pregnant. I'd know how. ;p
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:iconultramanzeta:
Ultramanzeta Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
Well I'm a guy, but if I were a woman, I'd do what most women do...

1) Get a scary lawyer to sue him for child support and any other kind of money or property I can get. (Lightsabers, Star Destroyers, Tie Fighters, etc)

2) Get a restraining order.

3) Start sleeping around with Jedi (the human ones). Mace looked pretty tuff and I sure do love purple.

;)

(VOMIT)
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:iconharrietta:
harrietta Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
okay, this thought is freaky, especially to a girl....
I prolly wouldn't loose the will to live, I'd simply shoot myself :omg:
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:iconmynameisneo:
mynameisneo Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
file a lawsuit against george lucas

:ninjaeat:
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:iconpumpa:
pumpa Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
wonder just what darth did to me :nod:
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:iconliraelgoldenhand:
LiraelGoldenhand Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005   Photographer
Wonder how the hell I got pregnant in the first place, then run away. Screaming. Loudly.
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:iconenchanted-black-rose:
enchanted-black-rose Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Oh my God...I FUCKED ANAKIN?" :excited:



:lmao:
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:icondarkrune:
darkrune Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
Be abhorred that the Force somehow turned my penis into a vagina.
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:iconpete-aeiko:
pete-aeiko Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
I guess this is aimed at hameed's female fanbase ;P
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:iconpeskaa:
peskaa Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Wouldn't you wonder how you got preggers though? ;)
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:iconn1nj4-katak-chan:
n1nj4-Katak-chan Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
if im pregnant in the first place it must be a SEROIUS act of the force
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:icontherealeggman:
therealeggman Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
ABORTION PLZ
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:iconrotane:
rotane Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Professional
Prolly look like this: :confused:
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:iconswaroop:
Swaroop Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
oh no! Swaroop is male! :faint:
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:iconwintergal:
wintergal Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
I will wonder how I get pregnant with it...
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:iconkroc:
Kroc Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
"Wonder how it could be possible that I'm pregnant in the first place!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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:iconcaramitten:
caramitten Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Professional Traditional Artist
Awww man, you beat me to it. X)
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:iconblackzer0:
blackzer0 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
I'd sell it, man. major money there.
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:iconmuzikkman:
muzikkman Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Not only worry about how I got pregnant....but how that little fella would get out of there...eek!!
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:iconsnedex:
Snedex Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
:O_o:

you scare me :rofl:
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:icontibro:
tibro Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005   Digital Artist
hameed :rofl: your so funny dude :salute:
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:iconurus-28:
Urus-28 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I will take an advocate to proove the father identity and then take an agent to make money with its name. For sure the hidden son of Darth Vader will have great success in media =p
:rofl:
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:iconkoekje:
Koekje Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol, best question ever :XD:
Probably get an abortion right away and then wonder for ages how the heck I got pregnant.
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:iconwertonen:
Wertonen Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I probably would wonder really long time how I came pregnant. :O
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:iconlevinet:
levinet Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005   Interface Designer
Something Else: I would eat... my.. woookie. :shrug:
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:iconhameed:
Hameed Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
A very disturbing thought indeed. :D
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