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Really, I mean, come on. What\'s the big deal with boiling cats? 

39%
42 deviants said That's not funny i like cats.
14%
15 deviants said They deserve it for shitting in my garden.
12%
13 deviants said Boiling destroys the vitamin content of the meat.
10%
11 deviants said They don't seem to like it.
9%
10 deviants said The friggin' screaming is enough to drive you nuts.
8%
9 deviants said If i dont someone else will.
6%
6 deviants said In a word, the smell.
1%
1 deviant said They eat mice, enoughsaid.

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:iconmedusaii:
medusaii Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2004
ok its official...people have reached a new level of weirdness....cat meat?! CAT MEAT?!
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:iconnesenrensc:
nesenrensc Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2004
lol. So many wonderful choices! ;)
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:iconbobbie-gurl:
Bobbie-Gurl Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2004
wow those options are both disturbing and hilarious at he same time :lol:
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:iconaidenvenis:
AidenVenis Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2004  Student Interface Designer
Yeah it's true that they shit in my garden and I really don't like the smell of fresh cat poo in the morning but I have a cat my self that stays inside 24/7 so that he don't poo in my neighboor's garden.

I voted "That's not funny, I like cats" though I hate cats that poo in my garden!
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:iconsiebenzehn:
siebenzehn Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2004
hey, I used to earn money by putting cats in microwaves and sueing the maker ;P
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:icondanes-sweety:
danes-sweety Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2004
not funny! Meeza would NEVER ever boil cats!

BBq maybe.....
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:iconprofesstional2b:
professtional2b Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
:jackdirt:
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:iconladyrapid:
ladyrapid Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004  Professional Photographer
I think ppl don't like it since it's a family pet and is counted as one in the family. How would it be to cook your lill siss or br'o? thats mabye an extreme example but u catch my drift anyway.

I'v eaten many wierd things when I was in shcool (im studied for chef during 3 years ) but we never ate cat or dog...
I think it's nasty as hell even think about it.

Sum replies here are very wicked :p
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:iconnib000:
nib000 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
I really hate cats. although, I don't think any animal deserves to be boiled life, a cattle bolt to the head first will do the trick.
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:icondasens:
dasens Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
Fuckin hate da fuckin cats.. Love to hunt them with my dog!
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:iconekaj:
ekaj Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
Haha, thatís freaking hilarious, my cat too may be headed to the kitchen if she doesnít stop meowing incessantly to be let out every half hour.
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:iconsfrsn:
sfrsn Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
true story here: our cat got hit by a car. so we -- not being able to decide what to do with it -- stuck in our freezer. it was there for 6 months, haunting guests that dare venture into the depths of frozen foods. quite amusing, actually, to see the reactions on people's faces when you told them you've got a cat in your freezer. heck, we even thought about selling it to a Chinese restaurant! =P but, out of our true love for the poor sucker, we ended up rolling a giant rock over top of it. the end.
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:icongroxx:
Groxx Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
lol, this is the STRANGEST poll I've seen in a while :XD:

Remember tho, if you microwave them you have to poke holes in them with a fork or they'll explode :pissedoff:
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:iconshrela:
shrela Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
Need new option lol
It funny and I have a cat :P

In reality I almost got excited by the link above. My kitten is very "special" He certainly deserves all the "touph love" he can get since he thinks I am his toothbrush and "scratching post". At this point the only hope I have of "molding" him into "the well mannered creature god intended" is neutering. Even the vet reccomened to get it done early lol
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:iconviridianmoon:
ViridianMoon Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
Hey, not cool. *hugs her cat* *glares*
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:icontigaer:
tigaer Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004  Professional Digital Artist
NOBODY WILL COOK THE TIGAER!!! (man that sounds stupid doesn't it? :rofl:)
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:iconwillyb246:
willyb246 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
Good for you, Lady!
Willy
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:iconsirgerg:
sirgerg Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004  Professional Interface Designer
This is hilarious!
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:iconwillyb246:
willyb246 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
Hey, everyone likes a little pussy!
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:icona8freak8a:
a8freak8a Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
Damn cats always shitting in my fucking garden.
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:iconwillyb246:
willyb246 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
Yea, bro, but shit makes your
garden grow! Depending on
what you are growing!
Willy
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:icononorok:
Onorok Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
lol, here ya go man: [link]
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:icontigaer:
tigaer Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004  Professional Digital Artist
:rofl: fantastic - could be useful to me - i'm often too lazy to walk... so friends can carry me around.
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:icononorok:
Onorok Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
HAHAHA :rofl:
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:iconacid666:
Acid666 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
They deserve it for shitting in my garden.


yeah, son's o bitches!
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:iconshadowgamers:
ShadowGamers Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
yes i am cannibalistic.. the boiling reduces the quality of taste.. so i kill it then skin it, then roast it ..
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:icontindrasgrove:
TindrasGrove Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2004
Umm... doesn't cannibalistic mean you eat your own species? Unless you're typing with furry paws...
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:iconshadowgamers:
ShadowGamers Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2004
yes.. paws...
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:iconshadowgamers:
ShadowGamers Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
yes i am cannibalistic.. the boiling reduces the quality of taste.. so i kill it then skin it, then roast it ..
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:icondanielrabjerg:
DanielRabjerg Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004  Professional Interface Designer
:rofl:

I do have a cat, so I'm very upset with you!

:rofl:
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:iconwillyb246:
willyb246 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004
God luv ya
Willy
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:iconladyofspira:
Ladyofspira Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol, now that's a cool poll :lol:
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