Well, Pinky did take over the world at least three times... until Brain screwed it up. A little consensus of the viewer's of his and Brain's work in our house has come to the conclusion that, because the majority of the world's population are more along the lines of Pinky in intelligence that his plans were capable of working, whereas Brain over complicated his many devious plots. Therefore, Dr. Evil should hire Pinky as a consultant. After all, everybody loves "Chunky Cheese."
Woo... can anybody tell I'm not feeling up to par?
Pinky: "Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain."
Pinky: "I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?"
Brain: "To my knowledge, never."
Pinky: "Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?"
Brain: "Next to nil."
Pinky: "Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too."
Brain: "Therefore, you *are* pondering what I'm pondering."
Pinky: "Poit, I guess I am!"
hmm.. i'd make a pact with satan.. then have him help me go up the political ladder as my appointed vice president. then i'd have the defense dept. (newly appointed evil undead) make a giant laser (wmd?) then put the friggin' lasers on the top of friggin' sharks heads and threaten to melt the polar ice caps while a new team builds a better and improved "mini me" that would head my newly developed toothpaste company with the new flavor "hypno berry".