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Which book is most likely to be banned from school libraries? 

23%
35 deviants said The Erotic Adventures of Bambi
17%
26 deviants said Mommy's Little Rubber Friend
13%
19 deviants said The Childrens Guide to Explosives
13%
19 deviants said 10 Ways To Shoot Up The Neighbourhood
11%
17 deviants said The Idiots Guide To Drug Taking
10%
15 deviants said 101 Ways to Humiliate Unpopular Kids
6%
9 deviants said Daddy Trys Mommy's Clothes
4%
6 deviants said Cat in the Hat Gets Neutered
1%
2 deviants said Little Joey's Stinky Problem
1%
1 deviant said Body Piercing Tips & Tricks Miniguide

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:iconcelticarchie:
celticarchie Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
Well, none of those for sure. :D
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siebenzehn Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2004
well, I first wanted to say "of course one of the erotic ones, who cares about gun abuse?" but then I remembered you live in the UK, not in the US :lol:
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rolfness Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hey theres nothing wong with the erotic adventures of bambi .. my childhood all time favourite .... hehe
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:iconxtrminator:
XTRMINATOR Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2004
The Idiots Guide To Drug Taking - :LOL:
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marvnation Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2004  Professional Interface Designer
gotta be 'The Erotic Adventures of Bambi' doesn't it, or maybe '10 Ways To Shoot Up The Neighbourhood'

good question though, original. hahaha
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:iconelysium:
elysium Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004
Cat in the Hat Gets Neutered

since that one has nothing to do with the little rascals themselves at the time. the other ones are very very VERY useful! :D :D :nod:
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AidenVenis Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2004  Student Interface Designer
Is this a serious question??? :D Funny awnsers though!
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:iconisyn:
iSyn Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2004
people would complain so fast about the shooting up the neighborhood one and the explosive one way more than the others i think
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bluespeed9 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You can never go wrong with "101 Ways to Humiliate Unpopular Kids".

The world has been in need of a good book that shows one how to set those bastards in their place. :evillaugh:
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Hameed Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2004   Digital Artist
:laughing:
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:iconvissroid:
vissroid Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
HAH! I loved all of them...sadly you can only vote once...lmao
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:iconkecen:
kecen Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
When I first saw the topic name, I thought you were talking about real books...but if you want to know which one of the made-up titles is most likely to get banned, the drug taking one seems most likely.
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draconian Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
"Body Piercing Tips & Tricks Miniguide"

I had a body piercing book at my old school..
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:iconice9tech:
Ice9Tech Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
I need a good guide to explosives and drugs, but they're nowhere to be found these days ;)
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:iconm0rptr1x:
m0rptr1x Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
:rofl:
Hilarious.. :)

Its a hard decision but i gotta say "101 Ways to Humiliate Unpopular Kids".. :D
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DannI- Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004  Professional Photographer
I have to say, that's a very hard decision :confused: :laughing:
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:iconurus-28:
Urus-28 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well i think this book is missing : how to make money with stupid law action against everyone...
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:icongroxx:
Groxx Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
lol, yeah.

SUE THEM! It's the American way!
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:iconbeeurd:
beeurd Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, the way the government seems to go, I'd say "Cat in the Hat Gets Neutered", as it might upset little kids. lol
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:iconcyberyt:
cyberyt Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
The explosive, it's a trend to be anti terror, you know.
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SamODJ Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The Childrens Guide to Explosives lol :rofl:
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:iconghaib:
ghaib Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004   Writer
A book by Ardysan Meyson, were he proves that th U.S. government staged 9/11 (!?)
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xeoncat Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004  Professional Digital Artist
If you were in the US of A, I would say "Idiots Guide To Drug Taking" because drugs are eeevil and you can shoot anyone you want =D
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GameS-ForeveR Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
"Daddy Tries Mommy's Clothes"?

XDXDXDXDXD

"Mommy's little rubber friend"?!

XDXDXDXDXD

I'd have to say probably the explosives one. The whole Terroist thing really has the nation all argh'd.
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:iconkroc:
Kroc Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
Anything that teaches them to have an opinion of their own!
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:iconladyofspira:
Ladyofspira Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ooh.. OHHH!! The Children's guide to explosives :nod:
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:iconvisualsurge:
visualsurge Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004   Interface Designer
wow, that's so dirty
thanks for making this day so memorable!!!
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nesenrensc Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
If I had to pick just ONE book, and assuming that we are dealing with an elementary school, Id have to say prolly "10 ways to shoot up the neighborhood" as school officials are all really concerned with that one, and its far more likely that theyd be able to get a gun and understand it than it is that theyd be able to procure the necessary ingredients for a bomb and understand that. ;)...unless we are talking about Middle School children. ;)
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